OH CRAP YOU BROKE TEH INTERNETS

Great! Now you've done it. You had to go poking around in
places you had no business to go, and look what's happened.
You've crashed the entire Internet. Are you happy now?

* Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer *
You will lose unsaved information in any programs that are running.
Then, shut off your computer and go hide in the closet
before you cause any more damage, you moron.